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Joke of the Day

"A tree on facebook The tree got upset because of a meme someone made of him and instead of deactivating his account,.....he logged out!"

"whats the difference between jam and marmalade?..... You can't marmalade your dick into a chick's ass."

"The real joke isn't always in the comments Sometimes it's in the Whitehouse..."

"Yesterday, I was told to ""check your privilege."" I did. It's still there."

"Saw a billboard that said: Don't be distracted by driving and texting. Next one said: Don't be distracted by driving and reading billboards."

"If you have time to check into a gas station on Foursquare, you have too much time on your hands"

"A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No I'm an undercover agent""."

"What do you call a porno starring Rowan Atkinson? A Bean Flick"

"I heard there's a new Bread simulator game on Steam.. It's a great game if you're just loafing around."

"I got a $100 bill tattooed on my penis.... My girlfriend asked why I did it, and I told her 'well you're always asking for money to blow...'"