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Joke of the Day

"The Commonwealth Games: For when you can't win an Olympic medal."

"All of these time capsules I just dug up have bodies in them?"

"How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb? Well, not all of them."

"What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning runts..."

"I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy."

"DISPATCH: we have a report of a robbery in progress four blocks from your current location HOT AIR BALLOON COP: I'll be there in 80 days"

"What do you call a guy who always phones people? Colin."

"When do ghosts have to stop scaring people? When they lose their haunting licenses."

"My friend just graduated from her ballet course in university. She got a (2:2)"

"Who did the baker bring to work? His doughter."