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Joke of the Day

"Now that there are no phone booths anymore Superman just changes in abandoned Blockbusters."

"Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?"

"Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex."

"Miley Cyrus's fiance wants to break up with her. When asked why, he said that it's not twerking."

"FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters. ""Here's change of 50 and that's 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap."""

"I'm very popular at the gym. Girls always approach saying things like, ""Hey, this is the women's locker room."""

"How long does it take for a baby to explode in the microwave? I dont know, I close my eyes when I masturbate"

"IF you're NOT Handsome enough........ http://imgur.com/364BbQf"

"What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !"

"I've just been to a concert put on by the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra. Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."