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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy."

"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."

"What would u do if u won the lotto? 10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo."

"[commercial] ""I'm tired of fruits that taste good."" Narrator: GRAPEFRUIT"

"What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus"

"Why was Nancy always on top when the Reagans made love? Ronald Reagan always fucked up."

"Did you guys see that documentary about the voice of Elmo? It's very ""touching""."

"Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm."

"I've spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law's killer, but no one is willing to do it."

"What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter? Shirley you can't be Sirius."