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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd Never Forget"
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"If you slap a christian girl on the ass... Would she turn the other cheek?"
"My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch, I call it lunch."
"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you."
"Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now."
"Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... ...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do."
"What's the difference between an arts student and a table? A table can support itself"
"Pro Tip: don't fall asleep during the middle of an argument with your spouse over whether or not you pay attention to her."
"Ferguson joke. Too soon? Black guy walks into a bar in Ferguson. Says to the bartender, ""Give me a Michael Brown."" Bartender says ""Ok. Put up your hands."" the gave him six shots."
"Horrible one liner I'm trying to come up with a one liner. Shit."