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Joke of the Day
"You know what's addictive? Heroin"
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"(sure hope reddit doesn't hate racist jokes) What's the difference between a Jew and a dollar? I'd miss six million dollars!"
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"Why did the minus sign run for office? To make a difference."
"Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap."
"lady: omg your puppy is so cute whats his name me: laser guardian"
"Dr Seuss Jokes Hello M'lady, how are you today? Let's go to my place and then we may Play some cards and test our luck But after that let's go and fu...rnish my bedroom"
"DATING TIP: Size does matter! Tell her how big your TV is."