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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked where I'm from and I said Wisconsin. She got excited, ""Like That '70s Show!"" and I clarified, ""More like Making a Murderer."""

"My wife fell down a wishing well... I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"When men and women argue who's the most stubborn... Then men concede they are are, because they just don't want to argue this anymore."

"Why did the little girl in the flower dress fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."

"How did the date go? -Not good. Aww what went wrong? -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type."

"My irony detector is defective. It detects everything except irony."

"I just found out my on-line girlfriend has a wooden leg. should I break it off?"

"How did the Muslim find the goat in the field? Very Satisfying."

"What is the difference between a wife and a mistress? The mistress says ""Oh darling! That was *wonderful*!"" The wife says ""Beige. I think we'll paint the ceiling beige."""

"I want to open a donut shop called Hole Foods."