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Joke of the Day

"What does a baby computer call its father? Data."

"A voice in the back of my head keeps telling me... That the doctor's fucked up my mouth surgery."

"What do you use to buy drinks? Bar tender"

"I can't believe Penn State took the Joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way."

"Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as ""acts of God."""

"Happy April's fools! ... No really, what did you expect?"

"Got an IPad from my chinese friend... Nothing beats homemade gifts."

"My stats teacher told me I was average. I thought that was mean."

"What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino? Helephino."

"What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards? In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade."