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Joke of the Day
"A new ISIS cell has been discovered in Italy They will be called Italian ices"
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"Why don't women tip bartenders? They don't give a tip because they take the tip."
"What do you call a lock with low self-confidence? Insecure."
"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit."
"Where do lightbulbs die? Offswitch."
"""So, why do you want to be a veterinarian?"" [pictures an army of cyborg dogs with laser eyes and jet packs] ...I love to help animals."
"hi What did the bar maid say in front of the gay bar? ""Im cracking up just being here"" ."
"The Orthodontist wants to pull my daughter's 2 loose baby teeth & charge me $250. I bought the biggest bag of caramels I could find for $5."
"Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal? Because she was scared of comet-ment"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"