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Joke of the Day
"A new ISIS cell has been discovered in Italy They will be called Italian ices"
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"If I had a shot of whiskey for every time I thought of you, I'd be sober."
"[prison] CELLMATE: what are you in for? ME: (actually in jail for jumping a fence to hug a panda) murder"
"What's a cows favorite type of tv show A cows favorite type of tv show is animoo... I'm bad at jokes"
"The Wicked Witch swings a light saber at Obi-Wan just as he throws a water balloon at her. All anyone finds later are piles of clothes."
"some people call me strange but you can call me any time ( )"
"[Playing spin the bottle] ""Ok so Fred has to kiss..."" [Bottle spins out of control, goes back in time & lands at the last supper] ""...Jesus"""
"Life is like photography we develop from the negatives."
"A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, a rabbi, and a nun all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""What is this? A Joke?"""
"occupation: the family disappointment"