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Joke of the Day

"Just had to Google synonyms for the word creative. The irony is not lost on me."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter."

"Why are artificial eyes made from glass? They gotta be see-through"

"The Tortoise and the Hare is a classic story about how people who like to run are awful."

"If a bend in a shoreline creates a large ocean inlet, but no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? ... think about it."

"*somehow manages to beep at you sarcastically*"

"I was going to make a joke about an ass. Butt fuck it."

"Doctors don't usually get paid for circumcisions... But if they do, all they get are tips."

"What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile."

"Oh no, my kid got upset at me and locked himself in his room. What ever will I do. Margarita anyone?"