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Joke of the Day

"They were two hookers riding a motorcycle... suddenly they hit a bump, and boom! your mom fell off!!!"

"My Muslim girlfriend broke up with me the other day. She'll come to regret it. She just doesn't know what jihad."

"Reddit, here's a tasteless joke I recently heard from a bum who goes by the name, ""Joke Man"" What do you call two gay guys named Bob? Oral Roberts!"

"What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ..."

"What do you call a learned spider? A webdesigner"

"If you don't get sarcasm, follow these simple steps that will definitely help you understand it easily: Die."

"ME WATCHING OLYMPIC EVENT: ""Holy shit that was amazing!"" COMMENTATOR: ""Ooh, that was not good at all. He must really be upset with himself."""

"What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun? Recoil"

"I just gave up reading a bad book on lock picking couldn't get into it at all."

"What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !"