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Joke of the Day

"I know how the Force Awakens ends! Credits."

"A Haiku A problem that I Have with haikus is that I Always run out of"

"I was fired after falling asleep on personal documents. Apparently you can't lie on your resume."

"MIGRATING BIRDS Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."

"The worst form of Alzheimer's is when you walk out of the kitchen and forget to grab a beer."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging noises"

"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time Said the Malaysian shark."

"Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives."

"How did Jared lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend"

"ALERT: If u got a message from me saying ""I Need To Contact Poopy Woman"" that was a hacker or error. I called the cops and they are mad"