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Joke of the Day
"I know how the Force Awakens ends! Credits."
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"COACH: You miss 100% of the shots you take. ME: You mean, don't take? COACH: No. You are, by far, the worst athlete I have ever seen."
"What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!"
"What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning? She puts her clothes back on and goes home."
"What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of shit I don't have a shit bucket in my garage"
"So a soccerball walks into a bar The bartender kicked him out."
"How do you put spaghetti to sleep? You cover it in peanut butter until it dies. My 4 year old made that up, along with a few others. Not sure how I feel about this."
"When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule... I got my arsole out."
"How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement? Collecting stocks and bonds."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender confuses jokes with idioms, and offers the horse water but can't make it drink."