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"If future me us reading this some how, please reply ASAP Need help with my life"
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"What does blue paint taste like? Exactly like red paint!"
"wanna hear a pizza joke? ....nevermind its too cheesy"
"A man walks into a bar... And says ""ouch""."
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"TIFU by burning my post oops, retoast"
"If I have a rooster and you have a donkey, and your donkey bites the two feet off my rooster, what do you have? 2 feet of my cock in your ass."
"Tried to hit on a girl whom I thought was married. A miss"
"Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac? There was no outlet"
"Snoop Dogg tweeted that he was in one of the shark costumes during the halftime show. ""That wasn't Snoop Dogg, it was just Snoop Lion."""