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Joke of the Day

"Trump is too politically incorrect, Hillary is too politically correct Yet they're both incorrect for politics"

"""Dad why do your penis look so different from mine?"" ""Because mine is hard."""

"Which web developer enjoys finding bugs? A spider!"

"I'm really against picketing. I just don't know how to show it."

"The price of a balloon has really gone up recently I think it's because of inflation"

"I like my coffee, how I like my slaves. free"

"Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? Yeah he's all right now"

"How do aliens pay for their coffees? With Starbucks!"

"What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman? A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry"

"So, let me get this straight. You boast that you shagged my Mum, and I'm supposed to get you a Fathers Day card to say 'thanks'?"