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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? Yeah he's all right now"

"Who named the Sperm Whales? Seamen."

"Called my boss this morning. Told him I couldn't come in because I had anal glaucoma. ""Anal glaucoma?"" ""What's that?"" he asked. ""I just can't see my ass coming in today."""

"What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs."

"What did one little lesbian frog say to the other? ""We really do taste like chicken!"""

"What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks? Basic Math"

"5k mud runners I hate people that brag about paying $ to run a 5k race in mud. Big deal cause in Africa, that's called Wednesday."

"When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years."

"As we enter 2015, it's refreshing to see that racism no longer exists in the US. Black people can now be anything they want to be As long as it's the President or shot."

"I thought about going into investment banking Then I lost interest."