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Joke of the Day

"The price of a balloon has really gone up recently I think it's because of inflation"

"Every now and then I see something that brings a little tear to my eye. Last night it was my wife wearing her strap on."

"I wasn't so sure about having a mustache... ...but it's growing on me."

"Where do comedian Eskimos live? A Giggloo."

"You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid."

"Meteorologist - Be horrible at you job and no one really cares. Pizza Delivery Driver - Be five minutes late and people lose their minds!"

"I was just hit on by a 13 year old, I blame you MTV. Girls should be sugar & spice and everything NICE! Not orange and pregnant."

"Do you know the difference ""Hey, do you know what the difference is between window curtains and toilet paper?"" ""No."" ""So it was you then!!!"""

"A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables the bartender says, buddy, I'll serve you as long as you don't start anything."

"ME: I'll have the burger. WAITER: And how do you like your burger? ME: I don't know. You haven't brought it to me yet."