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Joke of the Day
"Which web developer enjoys finding bugs? A spider!"
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"Chick on tinder < chicken tender"
"They say you get closer to God when you die.. because you stop existing"
"[phone rings] Guy: is your refrigerator running? Me: yes my refrigerator is runn- Fridge [grabs phone]: hello? Yeah actually I do crossfit"
"Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate? Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities."
"I'm thinking of selling my old vacuum cleaner It's been gathering dust for years."
"How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie"
"I know this sucks to say, but I hate when I root for a reality show contestant all season, and then in like episode 9 they mention The Lord."
"Starting a cover band called ""A Book"" so no one can judge us."
"Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off."