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Joke of the Day

"How do aliens pay for their coffees? With Starbucks!"

"Put the punchline in the title. Jokes suck when people"

"The other day my buddy asked me if I wanted a warm Budweiser I replied, "" No its fine, I brought my own piss, ill just drink that. """

"I love spending my Sundays sat watching the F1. My wife thinks I'm going f*cking mental though, just sitting there staring at the top left of my keyboard for several hours at a time."

"What's a buffalo's favorite activity? Grazing."

"I decided to make a website so rednecks can find out and track who their ancestors were... I named it Incestry"

"Dominos pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens."

"Why did the cod sue the fish and chip shop? Assault and battery. Sorry again. I'm bored in work."

"My girlfriend broke up with me for making too many Linkin Park references. It pushed me One Step Closer to the Edge."

"I was gonna put on my watch. But I didn't have the time."