168853
Joke of the Day
"What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman? A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry"
Next Joke
"Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it."
"Can you cure hereditary diarrhea? Or does it just run through your jeans?"
"I like my women like I like my wine... Six years old and locked in a cellar."
"A joke my kid told me today. Him: dad guess who is the smallest family in the world? Me: I don't know, who? Him: the atoms family. Not bad for 7 years old."
"I've been saving up for a sex change, I don't care what my wife says. SHE'S GOING TO HAVE IT!"
"Shout out to male porn stars... Those guys are always hard at work"
"How many Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"Oh, I almost forgot; my mom told me to tell you guys hi."
"On your first day as a new parent, walk up to your baby and cry louder than it to assert your dominance."