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Joke of the Day

"""Hello darkness my old friend."" Darkness: I'm not lending you any money."

"Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there."

"What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt? I know that peel."

"I was bitten by a Hasidic Jew. The doctor in the E/R gave me Rabbi shots."

"What do you call a queue of boxers? A punchline."

"I've been waxing my car for twenty years and I still don't know karate."

"The body burns a lot of calories digesting food. That's why I eat instead of exercising."

"What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader"

"You're so fat, when you sat on an iPod . . . It turned into an ipad. If you don't like my joke, you should really lighten up."

"The girl that just walked by gave my dog a double take like she thought she might've gone to high school with him."