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Joke of the Day

"What's black, has eight legs, and makes a woman scream? Gangrape"

"Why do churches ban Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists"

"What did the daddy salt say to his son? ""Stop cracking your NaCles."""

"Parachute joke if your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it!"

"What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks? Afroturf."

"I fought the law, and it turns out they have better resources than I do."

"A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Where'd ya get it?"" The parrot says, ""Africa."" (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)"

"Today in linear algebra we were ranking matrices I said the first was the best then the second and the third was the worst"

"A person is sentenced to death by freezing It's justice."

"What's the best part about a hooker dying on you? The second hour's free."