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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man angrily throw out his alarm clock this morning? Because it reminded him of Jonathan Clock the man who raped his wife the night before."

"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? Supplies!!!"

"""Alright kids, I just got off the phone. Now, raise your hands if your parents are still alive!"" ""Not so fast, Billy."""

"I have a kinship with a racist pumpkin. I'm Donald Trumpkin."

"Doctor: Nurse how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet."

"What do you call a rap battle? Black-on-black rhyme"

"Why wouldn't the two tampons speak to each other? Because they were both stuck-up cunts."

"What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress? They both started out black and blue then became white and golden"

"Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid"

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today :("