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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't cinderella play soccer? She always ran away from the ball"
Next Joke
"Hello mother. Hello father. Here I am at Camp Marijuana. Crack is good, but weed is better, I'm so f*cked up, a friend wrote this letter."
"Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked? She was nun the wiser"
"They tell you to wear layers on a day like this, but I always end up uncomfortably warm in this suit of lasagna."
"Alien vs Predator upheld by Supreme Court. ""this movie rules"" said Justice Scalia writing for the court."
"What do you call a painter with a brown finger? Picasso"
"Moon: Yo, Earth! Constant revolution?! Why so angry? Earth: You just don't understand the gravity of the situation. Sun: Oooh... Burn!!!"
"Stephen Hawking can actually be pretty funny sometimes... But I don't think he's got what it takes to do stand-up."
"I broke up with my girlfriend because she was spending too much time playing computer games. Her Minesweeper addiction was a big red flag."
"What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet? Lieutenant"