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Joke of the Day

"There's a silver lining for survivors of the Nepal earthquake... They felt the city breaking, And everybody was shaking, But they were stayin' alive. Stayin' alive."

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."

"Ringling Bros. circus introduces the first female ringleader in 134 years! And now they're going out of business."

"What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!"

"Despite whatever Gene Simmons says, Chuck Norris IS Doctor Love."

"Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !"

"you know your boobs are too damn big if the dog is stepping on them."

"Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in."

"Girls are like blackjack I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 16."

"What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans."