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Joke of the Day

"Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in."

"Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... A golden shower?"

"Guy walks into a bar and says ""Give me a 'bad hombre'"" The bartender fills the glass with liquor, lights it on fire and throws it in his face."

"There are 2 important rules in business. 1. Don't tell people everything you know."

"Hate weight limit signs in the elevator. Then I'm put in the awkward position of telling some pregnant woman she has to take the stairs."

"Why do Redditors post pics of East Indian food? For that sweet, sweet Korma..."

"LIKE if you've already broke one of your New Year's Resolutions."

"What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ? Both can climb trees, except the piano"

"Hey- ZigZag- What causes dry eyes? Ducts out of water ..."

"Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm."