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Joke of the Day

"Ringling Bros. circus introduces the first female ringleader in 134 years! And now they're going out of business."

"Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist? A park bench can support a family of four."

"What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine? Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one."

"An Alzheimer's patient walks into bar... to get to the other side."

"If space is a vacuum... Why is the earth so dirty?"

"Why did the fly fly ?"

"Statistics say that there's at least one gay guy in a group of friends, I hope it's Tim ... He's really cute."

"""Morning guys"" ""HOLY SHIT IT'S SUPERMAN!"" - Clark Kent's first day at work wearing contact lenses"

"Why don't soccer players get hot while running? Because they hve so many fans"

"nothing sucks more than someone ignoring your texts i mean maybe like getting stabbed to death but that's not much worse"