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Joke of the Day
"you know your boobs are too damn big if the dog is stepping on them."
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"Your mom is so fat She's the trunk of the family tree"
"What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him? Sorry, my fault."
"I need a bed that pops me out like a toaster."
" Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!"
"I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks."
"I'd like to plant a grove of trees to remember loved ones who've passed on. But everyone gets weird whenever I talk about my mourning wood."
"I like my women like I like the sun... Not exploding."
"Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head."
"What do you call the occasionally toxic, organic substances that accumulate over the years in a hoarder's house? Horticulture."