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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather not talk about my aviation pun addiction. It's a soar subject."

"In the Garden of Eden... In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."

"I grilled some chicken today... What a waste of time. He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road."

"Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married? Because they can't elope."

"What do the Catholic Church and a bucket of shit have in common? Neither supports gay marriage."

"What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian? One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus."

"What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE!"

"<--------- This guy can't think of anything to tweet so he's gone & done a cute little arrow & pointed it at his Avi with a funny comment."

"""My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."" ...said the hipster necrophiliac."

"What do a wife and a tornado have in common? First, they suck. Then, they blow. Finally, they take half your house."