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Joke of the Day

"What do the Catholic Church and a bucket of shit have in common? Neither supports gay marriage."

"Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders."

"Knock knock. The game."

"""im a growing boy"" i announce loudly as i push my way to the front of the buffet line at golden corral"

"My boss My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Stephen."

"I'm rubber. You're glue. I don't conduct low voltage electricity. You're great for arts & crafts."

"Jesus and his apostles go to a restaurant... ""Table for 26, please,"" Jesus tells the hostess. ""But there are only 13 of you."" ""Yeah, but we're all going to sit on one side of the table."""

"What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God? Anoobis"

"What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music? Rock and Heavy Metal"

"BOOK FACT: If you took every book in our store and laid them end to end you would be thrown out by security and banned from returning."