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Joke of the Day

"<--------- This guy can't think of anything to tweet so he's gone & done a cute little arrow & pointed it at his Avi with a funny comment."

"Instead of complaining that it's hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it. You are a shiny person now."

"Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?A: The MLB."

"Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds."

"What has a bottom on top? A leg."

"You must be the square root of -1 Because you can't be real."

"What is long and hard on a Newfie? Grade 1."

"What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit? There was a chink in his armor."

"Where do bears store their military weapons? In bearracks."

"Nobody ever explained similes to me; I honestly cannot tell you what it has been like."