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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog? Deciding which to tell people first."

"Whats the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, they are under a buck"

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws; and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming? ROFLMFAO! JK! Lolz Ttyl KK Ur BFF, Hannibal ~ Hannibal Lecter discovers text messages"

"Dear Father Christmas this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson."

"The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone."

"What did one orange say to the other orange? Do you speak Mandarin?"

"What should you never say to a brony? Hello"

"Guess what... Chicken butt!"