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"Did you know Chewbacca got a girl pregnant the first time he had sex It was a Wookie mistake"
"I like my beef how I like my misbehaving teenagers... Grounded."
"PLEASE NOTE...The charity event tonight for men that can not ejaculate as been cancelled. . There's just not enough people coming"
"Studies show that Alabama, Mississippi and Tennessee have an obesity rate of over 30%. Maybe they'll change their name from the Bible Belt to the Loosened Belt."
"""If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."""
"My wife is kind to strangers, she stopped an old lady from buying evaporated milk... ..., and told her it was just an empty can."
"Judging by the size of her models, I'm guessing Victoria's Secret is lots and lots of cocaine."
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a super hero. The other is a simple command."
"Insensitive Building a treehouse seems insensitive. It's like killing something and having his friend hold it."