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Joke of the Day

"Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming? ROFLMFAO! JK! Lolz Ttyl KK Ur BFF, Hannibal ~ Hannibal Lecter discovers text messages"

"What I lack in imagination I make up for in....stuff."

"What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield? It didn't matter, they were all ears"

"Instead of a sock on your door, hang a doughnut. Not only is Doughnut Disturb hilarious, you provide a snack for your now homeless roommate."

"I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello, I'm Wang King the chef"" I said ""Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy """

"Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly."

"Hey are you a slinky? Because you're not very useful, but always bring a smile to my face when pushed down the stairs."

"The Philadelphia eagles Punchline in title."

"Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?"

"See those guys? They apply ordinary grammatical structure and natural flow of speech, rather than rhythmic structure. They're real prose."