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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Did I ever tell you guys about my idea for a line of sex toys marketed towards sleazy women? I'm calling it ""Toys for Thots."""

"I asked my gynecologist what the medical term for queefing is... Twatulence."

"How do we know a blind man created mermaids? He smelled the bottom half of a woman.."

"Lochte turns up late for his Brazil hearing... ""Very sorry Your Honour, I got held up"""

"The doctor tells his patient, ""Well, I can't find anything wrong with you. I suspect the problem is heavy drinking."" The patient asks, ""Should I come back when you've sobered up?"

"there are two kinds of people in this world... 1) People who can finish lists."

"What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !"

"Contest in Girls College About Sex and Mystery Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story: ""Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."""

"Tiger, Lance, and now Oscar Maybe Nike should tell their athletes ""Just Don't Do It!"""

"I used to have a student who suffered from suicidal thoughts but now I don't."