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Joke of the Day
"What martial art do cows practice? Moo-thai."
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"What did the cool dinosaur say to his mating partner? Dino-mate!"
"""Your place or mine?"" ""But, sir, I just met you. What makes you think I would be interested?"" ""Lady, let's be honest - why else would a 35-year-old woman be at carburettor exhibition?"""
"The secrets of the baking industry are given out only on a knead to dough basis."
"Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees? more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!"
"What's another name for a Dentists? A filling station!"
"recruiter: u should join the army octopus: buddy I'm army enough as it is"
"Gandalf is the new coach of the Seattle Seahawks."
"Remember ladies, the knight with the shiniest armour has done the least amount of brave or cool shit."
"First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs."