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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Man, I wish I had paid for all that music..."
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"TEBOW FEVER!! I haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since OJ!!!!! Ba-ha-ha!!"
"Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit afire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have yourkayak and heat it too."
"Right now, several billion people aren't dating you. How rude is that?"
"This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is I charged you L950 for the computer but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!"
"I heard Simon say, ""Turn to the next page."""
"What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common? Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time."
"*flips coin* ""Head or tail?"" Her: That's not how this works!"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support over here or people will think we're nuts."
"""I can't take this shit anymore."" --a clogged toilet"