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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Man, I wish I had paid for all that music..."
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"I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today. I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind."
"I think, therefore I am. I shrink, therefore I swam."
"Her legs spread so easy, I can't believe it's not butter."
"Hey Click this link."
"Do you smoke... The Lady asked,"" Do you Smoke after Sex?"" I said,"" My gosh I never Looked!!!"""
"Why do Texans duel at high noon? They distrust clocks."
"I was at the inventor of the USB stick's funeral yesterday..... They lowered his coffin into the ground, then raised it back up, turned it around, and lowered it back down again."
"DATE: so what kind of writing do you do? ME: um, cursive, regular... DATE: no I mean- ME: actually I can't do cursive :/"
"""Change is never easy..."" ~McDonalds employees"