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Joke of the Day

"Somewhere, a ninja watches ""I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."" An imperceptible smile creeps across his lips. ""Damn right you didn't."""

"Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already."

"Two blondes walk into a building... You thought they would have seen it."

"Q: Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? A: Because it was too cold out tide."

"Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route."

"Why don't gangsters play quidditch? They always just kill the snitch."

"A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces ""coyote""."

"What do the South and the Sun have in common? They Both Shall Rise Again!"

"Damn girl, are you a haunted house? Because I'm scared to come inside you."

"What kind of pizzas can tell the future? Medium Pizzas"