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Joke of the Day

"Let's all take a moment to honor National Punctuation Day because life would be: very, confusing! Without it?"

"Man! Did anyone else see the result of the Egypt vs Ethopia soccer game? Egypt: 8. Ethopia: Didn't."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hold up."

"TIL the British used U-boats Whoops, wrong sub"

"Saw a grown man riding down the street on a BMX. I yelled what does BMX stand for? He replied ""DUI""."

"What do you a paralyzed gangster? A crip."

"Who are the world's fastest readers? The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry"

"Where does a thumb meet its type? At ***the space bar!*** oh-my-goodness! ~Skip"

"FACT: You are having a birthday because Chuck Norris decided to let you live another year!"

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Man, I wish I had paid for all that music..."