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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the priestess who accidentally healed the evil darklord? Talk about a clerical error!"

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"Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin."
"There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers."
"What do you call a blonde at a golf course.. ..the 19th hole"
"If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the other side. That someone will go away. It works. Trust me, I just tried it this morning."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding I'm not going to be that guy"
"Two blonds walk into a bar... ...you think one of them would have noticed"
"The holiday season is coming up. Every year I make my parents something. I make them disappointed."
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind It's to cheesy."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long for fat people"