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"How do girls remember every word of an argument? I don't remember what I had for dinner and I'm eating it now"

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"Poetry about Pawn Stars You want a poem? Best I can do is haiku, take it or leave it."
"""let's put computers and keyboards in our cars. now let's go catch all the people typing on tiny keyboards in their cars"" - cops"
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