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Joke of the Day
"A man overdosed on viagra It was the hardest day of his life"
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"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."
"What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common? Someone is losing their trailer.."
"Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job!"
"What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee? Getting ready for work"
"What is the name of the bear capitol? Koala Lumpur"
"Hey everyone, my mom's following me on Twitter now, so ixnay on all the eetstway about the ugsdray and exsay and acismray. Thanks"
"I wish I had one original thought in life. Don't be sorry, everyone does."
"*picks up the bagel again* sorry i gotta take this one *leaves office & talks on the bagel for 15 minutes solid*"