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Joke of the Day
"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being in the Special Olympics"
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"What's a slutty witch's favorite holiday? Swalloween!"
"What do you call Mexicans living in the USA? Illegal aliens. LOL"
"I need to know your best 'Yo Mama' Joke. I just got schooled in a Yo mama rank fest(Yes i'm 39, so what) and I need some serious ammo to get back at this ass. Thank you all."
"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little Nazis"
"Probably the wurst (or the best) halloween joke i have heard yet What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines? A halloweener"
"I don't care what everyone says, I think my Jersey Shore hairstyle makes me look sophisticated."
"If pro is the opposite of con, then whats the opposite of progress? Congress"
"Air Conditioning is pretty cool"
"Sometimes I get mad about having to unload the dishwasher but then I remember a machine just washed my dishes for me."