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Joke of the Day
"A great way to relive your childhood is to outgrow your clothes every few months."
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"Most companies try to make new cutting edge technologies... Samsung goes for the burning strategy"
"The good news is that Trump only has been president for 30 days... the bad news is that the world is going to end."
"what car do people drive in Norway when it floods? the fjord escape"
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. ""Wing wing"". ""Halo?"""
"Gregor Mendel's wife asks him why he is always working so much. He says: Bitch, peas"
"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ."
"I am a proud member of the CBC Short for 'Canadians Against Dyslexia'"
"a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be ""water we gonna do??"" we will need the laughs"
"The sauciest 1% of Americans are saucier than the bottom 95% combined."