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Joke of the Day

"The good news is that Trump only has been president for 30 days... the bad news is that the world is going to end."

"I dont downvote It's bad karma."

"Well why on Earth do you want to know?!?!! Do defensive time travellers exist?"

"My love for you is like a candle. If you forget about me, I will burn your fucking house down"

"Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you."

"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates."

"What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums? Norman Rock Wells."

"Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up? He had a lot of aspirations."

"TIL Kurt Cobain didn't have a license. He preferred riding shotgun"

"Why was the broom late? It overswept. *BadJokesBestJokes.*"