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Joke of the Day
"Gregor Mendel's wife asks him why he is always working so much. He says: Bitch, peas"
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"The annual Procrastination meeting Has been postponed..."
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"What did Casper say to his girlfriend? I love you, boo!!"
"Why do migits laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."
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