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Joke of the Day
"Gregor Mendel's wife asks him why he is always working so much. He says: Bitch, peas"
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"Pretty sure the guy who named them ""walkie talkies"" got fired before he could name other military equipment."
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"Clock Joke Very Funny Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."
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"My shoulder just got to 2nd base with the chick who is cutting my hair..."