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Joke of the Day
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. ""Wing wing"". ""Halo?"""
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"Why do rapists go after fat women? Because no one will believe them."
"The creator of the Hokey Kokey died last week... The funeral was a nightmare... when putting him in the coffin, they put his left leg in... And that's when the trouble started."
"That awkward moment when a person says they need their beauty sleep when what they really need is plastic surgery."
"What do you get when a ghost takes a crap? Rectoplasm."
"""I...I don't know, doc. I guess I'm just tired of being pushed around all the time."" -Revolving Doors"
"A woman was having a shower When the doorbell rang. ""It's me, the blind man."" And she didn't open the door because she has public decency and doesn't stop her showers for strangers."
"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."
"What does a neckbeard eat when he is in a Mcdonalds in France? Le Big Mac"
"What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes? Tripoli batteries."