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Joke of the Day
"I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here."
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"TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver? One turns in screws, one screws interns."
"Want to hear a funny joke? Civil Rights. For Anyone."
"Why did Tigger look down the toilet? To find Pooh!"
"What's a Pirate's favorite letter? Ye would think it be Arrr(R) but its the Sea(C)!"
"We're gonna party like its 1999. //breaks out Nokia flip phone and starts to panick about Y2K//"
"What do you have if you don't have a Kia? A Nokia."
"I wish 'twitter' was an irregular verb so we could conjugate it thusly: twitter, twat, twitten huehue"
"When I pay for my groceries and the cashier hands me the receipt I like to smile and say ""this will all be poop soon""."
"There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1. People who aren't good with numbers"