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Joke of the Day
"I wish they had an app that allows you to delete your number from other ppl's phones."
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"Got my wife an educational toy. It's a dildo that speaks Spanish. Rapido Rapido Rapido."
"What's so good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"Ireland's population is out of control It keeps Dublin and Dublin"
"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."
"What do a brick and I have in common? We both get laid by hand."
"[knock at door] Cop: open up, it's the police Me [doing an Estonian accent]: I'm not here Cop: are you in Estonia? Me: I am. I'm in Estonia"
"What do you call a Pakistani man who's been everywhere and done everything?? Bin-der-done-dat"
"Interviewer: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm hyper observant Interviewer: You have mustard in your beard Me: Oh.."
"What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality? *gets arrested*"