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"What is Aloe Blacc's real name? Bye Bye White"
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"How does a scientist make a hormone? The same way I do: don't pay her!"
"How many redditors does it take to make a good joke? Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost."
"Is it ok if i touch the paintings i have poor eyesight. also i have to have BBQ sauce on my hands because of religion"
"On a date, she said ""You smell nice. What have you got on?"" ""I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."""
"""and god said LET THERE BE BUTTS and there were butts nice warm jiggly butts everywhere on every human"" - me 2:16"
"Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze? The iceeu"
"I've never dumped a girl. I always lay them peacefully in a field to be discovered by school children"
"If you read the entire dictionary technically you've read every book but out of order."
"I met a smelly man who had a way with words He was a pungent"