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Joke of the Day

"Is it ok if i touch the paintings i have poor eyesight. also i have to have BBQ sauce on my hands because of religion"

"What's grosser than gross? 2 eels screwing in a bucket of snot."

"What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? Blow up dolls."

"You only miss something when you notices something is gone... Only now I realise how many words requires the letter W because my keyboard can't type 'W'."

"Man to very beautiful airhostess:- ""What's your name?"" Air hostess:- ""Eva Benz.."" Man :- ""Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"" Air hostess:- (smiling) ""maintenance cost is same"" :D"

"*walks into a brothel* ""yes I'd like some broth"""

"I owe my love of bukkake all to my dad When I was a child, he really rubbed off on me."

"What is the best day to wear an asshat? Sunday, because it's so holy."

"Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly. Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'"

"How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass."